good evening everyone, today im here to report on the insane succession of events that accured the day i posted my last blog post (may 8th).

to begin let me show you this wonderful poster i found on campus: this simple poster was the spark that would later ignite the series of events of the night, because ofcs after seeing those devilish but holy words, my first reaction was like YES LESBIANS PLEASE LETS FUCKING GO PLEAAAASEE!!!!!! so i scanned the qr code and proceeded to look at every post like a HAWK and LUCKY ME they were having a party that exact same night!!!!!!

And so, my roomate (who is super gay btw), my bestie, two of my gayest looking coworkers, and i, put on our best garments (i was wearing slutty glasses and jorts may i add) and we were sooooo fucking ready to get our sexy asses there. BUT ☝️ before all that, we thought of the great idea of pregaming real fucking hard at my apartment, and so we did!!!!!!!! after a couple buzzballs, pink whitneys, and spiked lemonades, we headed out to meet the lesbians!!!!!!!!!! we were on a mission!!!
when we got there we were greeted by no music...... no indicators of the ravaging of femininity that we had in mind..., instead what we saw was around 30 women seating in small circles infront of a proyector that showed a slide with the following question:
"what is the name of ellen degeneres' wife?"
right then and there.... it dawned on us that we hadn't arrived to the sensual debauchery we were once expecting.... but instead we had stumbled to a very serious lesbian trivia night while being completely shitfaced...
we were already there so we just thought 'hey, we might aswell just enjoy' so we wrote our names in literal nametags, and separated ourselves into the groups that had already been made. everyone in my group was hot so i loved being part of it even if we lost but thats whatevs, what matters is the friends u make along the way,,,,,.,
anyways, after getting fourth place all the lesbians got up and the next part of their ritual before devouring us was, guess what,,,,,,,,,,, MAKING SMORES YAY!!!!! and so we made a fire and started making smores!!!! here's a pic of a brazilian friend, who was dressed like she was part of the armenian mafia, eating her first smore ever!!!!
okay so making smores was really fun and a very bonding activity while being intoxicated, specially with the l word playing on the background, here's proof of that, aswell as the aftermath of the trivia activity:
ofcs after all that drinking i started to feel the natural need to let out all the fluids reciding within my bladder, and that would have been completely fine if the lesbians had a restroom to offer, but mournfully when i asked where their bathroom was, i was redirected to a darkened corner at the building next door, behind a fence, which i was asked to climb may i add ☝️, and i was expected to piss on the floor like a DAWG WOOF WOOF, which i was obviously not into, so instead i turned to my coworker mar (the silly guy with a cig from the picture above!) and asked them what i should do?????????? with all their wisdom they proposed that we go door by door to THE FRATS and ask FRATGUYS to let us in so we can piss on their restroom floor.
so me and hot coworker headed out like mary and joseph asking for shelter, going frat to frat asking if i could use their sweet sweet restroom, all while looking like a raging pair of HOMOSEXUALS. we began our journey by knocking on the door of the engineering frat....... no response. lucky us because right next to it...there laid the CHRISTIAN FRAT!!11!! ✝️✝️🙏🙏🧎one could say we were BLESSED by god because a guy was directly staring at us from an elevated patio, like a literal angel sent by god. we proceeded to ask him if we could by anychance use his blessed restroom, and ofcs because they follow the wwjd (what would jesus do) principle he obviously let us hot bitches in!!! i welcomed myself in and ran into the restroom to do my businness, and one could think that because it is in fact a frat, it would be a disgusting, unhygienic, filthy, and unpure, but lets not forget we were in a blessed frat ☝️ and those adjectives do not align with the teachings of the lord so it was actually very clean and well organized 10/10 peeing experience!!!
after peeing i go out and find my friend talking with the guy who let us in, they then tell me that in 20 min the frat will be giving out FREE CHEESEBURGERS AND FREE BLESSINGS, my brain honestly only heard the first part of the statement and began jumping up and down in excitement. we assured him that we will be coming back with a lot more people to make sure their blessings are well used!!!
so we headed back to the lesbians, passed the message, waited a few more minutes, and then headed out in a row like soldiers on a mission directed to the christian frat. when we got there we got reminded that it is infact a dry house so all alcohol was unallowed inside the premisses so we lined up our drinks on the fence of the house. we got in line and patiently waited for our cheeseburgers to be made, the guys were so chill and nice and started telling us about how good they were gonna taste cause CHEF CHARLIE had come up with a great seasoning for the meat. chef charlie was such a sweetie pie and started making little drawings with ketchup and mustard on our buns, like smiley faces and crosses, here's some proof: and here's the frat: I ended up doing many more things after that like playing basketball with a bunch of girls at another frat, started a rock band, and read a chinese to english dictionary, but this shit is way too long already so thats all for today excuse me!!!

so first of all, omg NEW POPE WHAT, crazy historical moments getting recorded in this blog wow. anyways, i had some crazy two weeks after going out on that silly date from my last update, went on even more dates and then ended up skidaddling from that after a whole week of insane decisions and silly behavior. it was very fun while it lasted, and the guy was real sweet and nice and i actually really liked him but i unfortunately ended up getting icky by a few things, that were a deal breaker for me. im not gonna go into them cause i dont wanna sound mean or vain but like the main one was that he started reminding me a lil too much to my nephew when he was younger, which sound fucking insane, but yea i think it was mostly cause he was a lil too childish i guess (╥﹏╥)

ghosting makes me feel like the worst human on earth even more after spending so much time with that person, but like still, girl it was only a week that we hanged out it was never that deep.

anyways, i had a long as weekend, it actually felt like a month, but i got to like explore around LA on the metro once again, i read a cool ass book called "Cosmicomics" by italo calvino, while moving around the city and it was a really fun. this time i went to explore around little tokyo, had some bomb ass food, like takoyaki, red bean buns, and brown sugar milk tea ice cream, veryvery yummy here are some pics of that:

god bless sapporo beer (ノ ˘_˘)ノ tasted like literal heaven

otani is like a saint around these places and lowkey love that good for u king

this is where i got off the bus and i dont even know what the fuck this is but look how cool this building is, like i wanna live there

after wandering around aimlessly around the area, i went to a friends gig at a really cool music bar called the mint, my friends are so fucking talented it makes me wanna cry i love them sm im so proud of them, here's a small snippet of the gig:

i loved going out it was very fun i had very yummy fries at the bar and a deliciously good guinness

so it was my bestie's birthday the other day and so we went to celebrate in the din tai fung at santa monica. the food was BUSSIN and the drinks as well, but i unfurtunately only took pics of the after and not of the before oops... ╮(˘､˘ )╭

the massacre that occured.... my silly yummy drink and my silly friend.

after dinner we had planned to go out for drinks and dance at a club that we really like in santa monica called the victorian. its kinda like a mansion that wants to pretend to be a frat house, but like its not disgusting like the frats. its always 50/50 with the vibes of the place, like you can get a really bad vibe some nights and an amazing one in others. but we were not expecting it to be soooooooo soooo incredibly fun this time, we had no idea that every thursday they do a collab with a dance university and do salsa nights. the music was sooo good and everyone danced insanely good. i love dancing cumbia with my family whenever we have parties, so i know a few things, but these people were literally professionals and it was such an insane thing to witness inside a place that looks like a frat house.

me and my friends started dancing for a bit when all of a sudden a very much older man asks my friend to dance, and ofcs she agreed. we always alert ourselves just incase anything weird happens, even more when its an evidently much older guy, but as me and my other friend watched them dance we were so shocked by how quick he was able to teach my friend some insane ass moves, i literally just kept seeing her hair flying and turning and spinning just doing the craziest things, mind it that it was her first time dancing something like that.

(this is exactly how it played before my eyes)

anyways the whole interaction with the man was great and so wholesome cause he literally was just looking to teach my friend how to do some moves and after two songs he just said thank you and left to find another partner, no awkwardness, no harassment, just good moves and good vibes. i then later got to dance with a guy called eddie and it was so much fun he taught me how to do some really cool turns and how to actually move my feet, and again no weird behaviour just great dancing!!!٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶

but as it turns out, eating a shitton of chinese food and then doing a lot of physical activity is actually not very fun and really fucking sucks, so we all kinda started feeling sick and had to go home and end the night at my apartment. we watched some tiny desks and kept listening to salsa, cause god bless that heavenly music genre!!!!

to end it all in a really nice note, the next day i had a cute date and had lots of fun, i really hope i get to hang out with him again cause he was pretty nice;)

this is how i looked for the date, if i had my instagram i would have probably uploaded this pic to my stories so here it is instead lol u.u

so the pope died this morning and everything feels kinda ominous for some reason. but whatever i had an interview today for a really cool internship at a really cool place that really surprised me with how freaking cool it was. it took me so long to get there cause i ain't got no car, so i had to use the LA metro, which i love but everybody hates it for some reason.

here's a pics i took in the metro:

after like 2 hours and a half in a bus, two different trains, and an uber, i finally got there and suprisingly i was early! i met with the people who interviewed me and obviously had my interview, and tbh i fuckin ate that shit up. i felt so confident and truly answered to all the questions so easily, i am actually that bitch and i know im gonna get that damn intership and succeed because im crazy!

after the interview i got to explore the place around and DAMN was it nice and fancyyy, i absolutely loved it and had so much fun walking around the galleries and the gardens.

i got to see some really good artworks too:

(i lowkey kinda look like the one laying down (o˘◡˘o)) (this is my favorite actually)

well i think that's pretty much it i feel like this is already too long so, i might update this when i hear back from the museum and i'll update if i do get the silly awesome internship („• ֊ •„)

i went on a silly one day trip to san diego to see my family and celebrate my aunt's bday. it actually was really fun, i got to eat my mom's food which i kind of missed as well as some borrego tacos, but the cold was HORRIBLE. i was totally underdressed, cause like i thought 'oh it's all sunny and we are gonna be at the park i should use a long flowy skirt and and a cute summery top' but NO I WAS WRONG it was sooo windy and cold and like next to the bay it gets even colder T^T. i was recovering from a cold before going and now im feeling like im getting even more sick than before. but whatevs i did have fun and eat lots of good food so im not too sad about it.

anyways here's a cute video i took of my train ride from lax to sd: